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sarahkeilman94:

I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs

pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

lolsofunny:

 

whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor

highfivepotassium:

me with everything

rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

funnyordie:

Beyoncé & Jay Z’s Set List for Their Upcoming Tour

With Beyoncé and Jay Z embarking on a 20-stadium U.S. tour together this summer, this leaked set list gives us a glimpse of what’s in store.

Read the whole set list here.

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