Hello.
Meet Alyssa.

adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

burgerkid:

making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

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fagsindubai:

qualities i look for in a man

shuckl:

sirruraccoon:

shuckl:

watchthelightfade:

shuckl:

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

people might not want to be called dude

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

greatwhiteprivilege:

treating a woman with respect and regarding her as a human being doesn’t automatically mean ur cock deserves to get stroked sorry to break it to u

bontakunkeion:

acoustic cover of me crying

methhomework:

relationship goals

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

joan rivers is a crusty racist old white who has made fun of domestic abuse and who said that the Palestinians deserve to be wiped out. i am not about to feel sorry for her just because satan is calling her home. let her gag 

GIMMELOU