Hello.
Meet Alyssa.

lepreas:

once a slayer, always a slayer

iphone: [autocorrects i to I]
me: chill

geesehater:

today was wild from start to finish

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exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

thatfunnyblog:

my boyfriend just changed the game in 140 characters or less

wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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hatin:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 3am

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

I BROKE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON HELP ME

have you tried turning it off and back on again

I HIT IT REALLY HARD AND STILL HASN’T TURNED OFF

there is no need to shout ma’am. have you tried turning it off and back on

I AM NOT SHOUTING

IT DOESN’T TURN OFF

ma’am, ma’am, have you tried turning it on & off again

firelorcl:

best headline of the day

GIMMELOU